Stardate 08.05.15    A Girl's Dream           

Time: 3 AM Eternal 

(KLF is gonna rock ya)

Space. The Final Frontier. Well, … maybe not the final one, but at least the one before “Finding the right pair of jeans”, as that’s a frontier I haven’t crossed yet, but I’m sure that right beyond it is … the vast universe. Out … there … in the great unknown. /Kirk Impression

Where are we on this map?

Out… there. Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moon light, someone's thinking of me, and loving me tonight.

He is? Where IS he? Or is it an it? Where is IT? That’s fine too. This is why I must go into space: to find him. And besides, I’ve been lost with no direction ever since my junior medical college was completed. I need a purpose, a goal … a mission. A mission!

My mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new ales and new medical simulations, to boldly go where no awkward, geeky, pudgy (but still relatively attractive) girl has gone before.

Wherever that may be. I really am not picky. Nowhere with giant bugs though - that would suck.

This is why I won’t join the Terran Federation

My long-distance pen pal from another quadrant suggested Star Fleet Academy, as she is stationed on a … errr… station somewhere out there. It’s so classified, I don’t even know where. Wherever it may be, may it be somewhere I don’t end up. She’s really bored out there.

So, I put in my application. Wish me luck!